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gentlealien:

genuinerascal:

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

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mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:

cinderteethe:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

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thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

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ask-grabor-3:

pissbong:

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

Jack Black always goes this hard.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

honeynutfemios:

fromrushhourwithlove:

kingof-memes:

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

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adulthoodisokay:

please unmute this

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akak4:

So fun

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